It’s really hard to find a date when you are the single parent of assassin babies that always find their way into terrible trouble….
This, uh-
You all are adorable.
OsCorp has a few of these. Pete tried stealing one once, but it — well, he was unsuccessful.
Did the tentacles get him? I think there’s a support group for that…
He made me swear to never talk about it.

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Hey, thanks. It’s nice to not have to steal internet from passing satellites, you know? Good old reliable Stark-Tech.
Allow me to answer your question with a jpeg.
when did you develop a sense of humor
did you steal it
recently, to answer both.
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SCIENCE!
James, there’s a sign made for you.
OsCorp has a few of these. Pete tried stealing one once, but it — well, he was unsuccessful.
Did the tentacles get him? I think there’s a support group for that…
The international radiation symbol (also known as trefoil) first appeared in 1946, at the University of California, Berkeley Radiation Laboratory. At the time, it was rendered as magenta, and was set on a blue background. The modern version used in the U.S. is magenta against a yellow background, and it is drawn with a central circle of radius R, an internal radius of 1.5R and an external radius of 5R for the blades, which are separated from each other by 60°. The trefoil is black in the international version, which is also acceptable in the U.S.
I feel like that applies mostly to, um, everyone else.
And art.
Nuclear transmutation
It is the conversion of one chemical element or isotope into another. In other words, atoms of one element can be changed into atoms of other element by ‘transmutation’. This occurs either through nuclear reactions (in which an outside particle reacts with a nucleus), or through radioactive decay (where no outside particle is needed).
Fission is a form of nuclear transmutation because the resulting fragments are not the same element as the original atom.
OHY MY GOFD I JUSTA OPEFNED MY DOOR AND MY BROTHER PUT HIS STUPID IRON MAN CUTO UT THERE AND I SCREAMED SO LOUD JFC
Well, honestly, the real thing is just a little more off putting.
Don’t be ashamed because I am fairly sure I have done something similar.